okay, so this is the first time I've every used my journal on DA.

When I had finished reading Isamara's journal entry on ten names and the hilarious situations surrounding them, I decided I wanted to make my own

so here we go!!!!

oh and btw i am very secure in my love for the opposite gender and any remarks otherwise is my wacky sense of humour
... and yes 4 peeps on my list are people who are scouts (3 of them I met through the Australian Venture)

Write ten names and answer the questions about them below.

1: Angela
2: Michael
3: Heather
4: Madelaine
5: Suzette
6: Kathryn
7: Allie
8: Morgan
9: James
10: Steph
Now, based on the list above, answer the following questions.

What would you do if:

1. Number 5 was stranded on the toilet because he/she was out of paper?
Now a nice person would give Suzette toilet paper... i guess i am a nice person most of the time so I would too

2. You came home one day and found Number 3 and Number 7 in your house, both drunk out of their minds?
give them really silly dares, dress them up in fancy costumes they would never otherwise wear (actually what am i saying? heather and Allie would probs go along with it sober ) and take them out for a night on the town, draw on them with face paint markers and finally capture it all on camera/video to humiliate them with once they become sober

3. Number 8 offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?
I'd be scared that Morgan would start to daydream and steal some of my piping to recreate a pipe bomb (however using sparkler powder instead of gunpowder as she is a pyro, not stupid)

4. Number 2 showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?
Michael is so laid back its scary... probs do something really fun/stupid/ embarrassing and/or dangerous

5. You accidentally saw Number 2 wearing nothing but a small, purple Speedo?
I'd probably have on of two responses, 1. laugh my head off 2. put my hands over my face to hide blush and scream *aargh! my eyes*

6. Number 3 insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?
I'd be wary of what Heather would want in return, but enjoy the oppourtunity to its fullest extent

7. Number 9 killed Number 4 right in front of you?
I'd scream bloody murder (pun intended) then I'd probs pepper spray James and gaffa tape him to the underside of a bridge (unable to move at all) so everyone could laugh at his predicament then use Madelaine's body in a cannibal cook-off experiment to see whether humans actually like the taste of their own meat when they don't know they're eating it (I know I'm so cruel to my best friend)

1. Number 6 to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?
I'd say go ahead... we have the same interests, gothic, fantasy, yaoi... oh the possibilities

2. Do you trust Number 1 to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?
Angela is awesome!! I would totally leave my life in her hands... if I ever agree to go willingly to the dentist ever again (read the Dentistry Coup in my gallery)

3. Number 2 and Number 5 want to be left alone in your house or apartment. Would you let them?
(Michael and Suzette) have at 'em guys... but no making babies on my bed or the couch coz I sit on those

4. Number 8 to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?
I’m a free spirit Morgan could borrow whatever she likes.... as long as she wears my pink, fuzzy slippers with the giant ugly Muppet toes on them, muhahahaha (im evil J)

5. Number 2 to try to fix your computer when it's messed up?
Michael sure gets around... i have no idea of his computing capabilities but he surely couldn't do worse to my comp than i have (and I'm taking 2 computer software courses at school too!!)

6. Number 4 to set you up on a date with Number 9?
well they don't actually know each other but I’ve already been to the movies with James before and it turned out a little strange (we went to see Watchman and it turned out to be a superhero porno.. funny but awkward) but he’s fun to be around so why not

7. Number 1 and Number 3 to operate heavy machinery together?
I’d be scared about what crazy things would pop into Heather’s head (ie. what she’d do in the drivers seat) and if it wasn’t too dangerous Angela would probs join in too… beware of flying body parts that’s all I’ll say


Relationship Section:

1. Number 5 asks Number 2 out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?
This question is very similar to Q3. of the section before… well I’d suggest not anything to do with jelly wrestling on the first date (yes I have done jelly wrestling before and it is awesome… and for you perverts out there no we weren’t allowed to wrestle with the opposite sex… lolz 3 way female jelly wrestling and Heather was one of the other 2)

2. Number 7 asks you to a dance. Do you accept?
Lets do some backyard Injun stomping y’all! Yee ha! I’m quite certain it being Allie, it would have something to do with being humiliated and with a big possibility of being in public

3. Number 8 and Number 9 are fighting over you. What happens now?
Yay I love being the centre of attention! Fight! Fight! It looks like Morgan has the upper hand what with her drawings coming to life (*gasp* now there’s 6 of them on M’s side) however James refuses to have the humiliation of being defeated by a girl and J quickly whips up some photoshop to combat M’s drawings.. of course by this time I’m laughing my head off in the background as M and J are both swearing at their characters on their computer screens, don’t you know death threats mean nothing to pixel data?

4. Number 1 tries to kiss you. What do you do?
Well quite simply I would totally freak out about having my personal space invaded.. then when I got over the shock we would then make out and passionate doings would ensue…. Ha! Not likely J sorry Ang, but my sexuality says n-o (I prefer boys)… however somehow I would not be surprised to find myself in that situation as I’m usually at the centre of awkward/embarrassing situations, especially when I don’t think thing through(…wait a minute do I ever think things through? I’ll have think about… hey a pink butterfly, that means the world will be taken over with a deadly virus that will turn everybody gay and the human race will die out!!)

5. Number 3 confesses her secret love for Number 5. What do you think of this?
*sulks* I thought I was your one and only Heather, me and Mara had dual possession rights, how could you ditch me for another woman *sobs*

6. Number 6 is cheating on Number 7 with Number 3, and you find out about it. What do you do?
Kathryn is cheating on Allie with Heather… hmm yet another girl pairing… wait a minute, Heather!!! Nooo! not again!!!… and Kat I thought you and Allie had an unshakeably yaoi bond, what happened?

7. Number 4 proposes to you, your reaction?
You gotta love the weirdo who made up these questions J, well I could say ‘I’m not ready to be married yet’ or some such depending on my state of mind. At the moment I would say ‘hitch me up buddy!’ without even checking to see who I’m marrying… and leave my best friend at the altar once I realise what I had almost let myself in for… god I’m an awful person, selfish and all and.. (walks past a mirror) hello gorgeous!!

Random Nonsense:

1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 2 doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 AM!?
(leaning eagerly out the window) I hope it’s a seranade!!

2. What if Number 2 tied Number 4 to a flagpole and threw shoes at her/him until s/he cried?
Madelaine having objects thrown at her is nothing new, but since she is my best friend I suppose I would throw my unsuspecting brother in the way to take the blows for her… bad Michael, bad!! (Kat and Allie cheering in the background)

3. ...and then Number 8 and Number 5 danced around the table naked. Your reaction upon seeing this?
Give a Cheshire grin as I come back from hiding their clothing… I love silly drunks

4. Number 10 has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now?
Steph with permission to light things on fire!! That’s almost as bad as giving one to Morgan… well the situation is this, Steph has foolishly let herself be swayed into doing something by Eleri (me) and we’re currently sitting on a flame-proof blanket as we watch the whole world go up in flames

5. Would YOU tell Number 9 to "WOO! TAKE IT ALL OFF!"...?
don’t you love awkward situations James? My mind is saying no but there is a chance I would actually do such a thing as I tend to do stuff without consulting my mind… now who sounds like a loon hmm?

6. What was Number 6 in prison for?
Do I have to recite all of the reasons? Suffice to say she had it coming in a good way, look at all those pretty innocent bunnies burn Kat, they’re so pretty aren’t they J (okay, okay, setting up a new religion that grew into a worldwide cult brought down by bad pizza, taking over an all boys high school, corrupting their minds and turning them all into yaoi pairings, though some would say they were already corrupted, being generally awesome

7. What if, suddenly, Number 4 smashed through the wall of your room totally naked, posed, and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...?
why do you keep doing this to me Madelaine… isn’t one rejection enough? I mean I know I’m devilishly gorgeous and witty and modest and revenged your death, but this just isn’t going to work out between us… and by the way I have taken pictures to blackmail you with whenever I want to do something you don’t… surprisingly (well, not to me anyway) these actions on Madelaine’s part wouldn’t affect our friendship as mortification is my middle name

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...

1.Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
(Angela) Depends how I’m woken up… if its by an explosion I would be extremely unhappy about my own possessions (or if we’re camping in the bush, the environment as explosions precede bushfires)… if its for something more mundane I’d be unable to defend myself from her nagging… and tripping over everything in sight (It takes me a while to wake up properly)

2. Number 2 asked you to go out with him/her?
Poor Michael, hasn’t he been through enough? And besides a long distance relationship just wouldn’t work between us (we live on the opposite sides of Australia)

3. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
(Heather) Ha! Nothing disturbing as the shower isn’t in our bathroom.

4. Number 4 cooked you dinner?
Madeleines and her brothers have been forced to learn how to cook from a very young age so their parents won’t feel bad about kicking them out of the house after they become adults (that sounds cruel, but her parents are both really nice actually) … therefore I would say, cook on peon!!

5. Number 5 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
(Suzette) Well what do think you’d do in these situations? I’d cover her with sand until there would be no way she could move (put a hat or something over her face coz I’m nice like that, the only art not buried.. geez you think I’m stupid?,) and then go play in the surf till something more interesting happens

6. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
I’d be scared for the inmates… sorry patients. She’d probably brainwashed them all and the lemmings would return from hospital saying ‘Morgan is awesome, lets blow stuff up’ J

7. Number 9 made fun of your friends?
I say do away with stereotypes and this problem would never happen… as James hasn’t actually met most of my friends (and he can’t exactly meet himself can he?) I was going to say I make fun of my friends, in a good way, all the time, but thinking about it I don’t. I must be a nicer person than I thought… of course the shocking dad jokes bring me down

8. Number 10 ignored you all the time?
You mean like Steph’s been ignored in this whole questionnaire? Well since we only communicate by mobile txt messages it wouldn’t greatly influence my life… but I’d be sad, and go into a depression, and want to slit my wrists (what is with that? I mean there’s much more interesting ways to die out there…. Cheers for conformity!!) and eventually have a mental breakdown…. Yep, it wouldn’t greatly influence my life at all

-WHAT WOULD THEY DO UNDER THE FOLLOWING CIRCUMSTANCES?-

1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 do?
(Angela) ask for more hours at work coz her wallet is considerably lighter

2. You're on a vacation with Number 2 and you manage to break your leg. What does Number 2 do?
(Michael) well since we’re both scouts we know what to do!! Firstly stop the blood flowing by holding a padded bandage around the point of bleeding, call the ambulance, don’t ouch the bone or try to move it coz that might make it worse… I’d lie down and stay calm as possible and not think of my whole life flowing out through my leg… be relieved it was an urban accident rather than out in the bush camping where it might take up to 2 hours for help to arrive

3. It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Something wacky and strange… no boring jewellery or books or clothing for me… actually I would really like AIDS and no its not what you think… when Heather and I were at the Australian Venture (a scouting thing) some guy had got a stuffed toy in the shape of a single AIDS’ cell, it was orange with a yellow mane. It was so cool as it said ‘hi I’m Aids’ on it… the shop that sold it also had toys of the Black Plague, Malaria, Hepatitis, Mad Cow Disease, etc.

4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 do?
Madelaine wouldn’t do anything as she would be peacefully sleeping away in her bed, kilometres away from the turbulent events (15min drive from my place to hers)… I however would somehow gain metaphysic powers and jump into my computer (ie. changing into data) and send myself to Angela’s place (no. 1 on my list) and wait it out there

5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 do?
(Suzette) Be conspicuously absent

6. You're about to marry Number 10 What's Number 6's reaction?
(marry Steph) Kathryn: ‘I don’t really get Yuri pairings… I mean I’m all for homosexuality but there seems to be a lack of body parts to make it work’… Kats so funny, you gotta love her

7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 cheer you up?
Allie would… I’m not sure actually as we’ve never been in that position… maybe take me to some Cosplay thing since I’ve never been to one before… basically do things to take my mind off the situation…. *bawls* how could I have been dumped by my teddy bear? I mean he was the love of my life when I was 5

8. You're angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 calm you down?
(Morgan) Join me on my rampage… possibly through the city or scraping all the dust off of sparklers and making a bomb out of it (setting it off on concrete in the backyard where it wont hurt anyone)… basically impounding the situation until I go to confront my ex-teddy bear and throw him on the sparkler fire, purging myself of his influence

9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 support you?
By congratulating me after I won it, having no idea it was happening till it was finished… actually if I still did Tae Kwon Do he’d be at the same tournament and we’d bring glory to our club… ie. kick ass

10. You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 do?
(Steph) She’d either be laughing along with me or was the one who made me laugh… and then she’d still be laughing along too (unless it was something really really embarrassing)

-RELATIONSHIP PART-

1. Is Number 1 all you've ever dreamed of?
(Angela) You’re my one and only baby!!

2. Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for Number 9. Your reaction?
(Michael and James) I’d invite Kat and Allie over to watch the fireworks… we like Yaoi

3. You're dating Number 3 and introduce them to your parents. Will they get along?
(Heather) Well as long as we don’t mention the jelly wrestling and horizontal bungee (like the one on the Biggest Loser) catfights, which both involved another person at one point, we’d be fine.. hehe hehe *now really nervous at the idea of them meeting*

4. Number 4 loves Number 9 as well. What does that mean?
(Michael and Madelaine both love James) are you feeling the love there J? it’ll end in an all out love-fight with people cheering them on and James trying to break them up (well not really, who doesn’t like to be fought over?) and me inconspicuously moving back into the audience having spiked the punch, the soft drink, the (chips) dips and all the rest of the food

5. Number 6 appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
(Kathryn) advise her to stop getting into those situations… then be hypocrite and do the same thing myself… well its their own faults for not realising that she’s not the one for them (or part of their triad)… however I wouldn’t tell her to stop searching coz we all need a little lovin’ in our lives (I’m actually disgusted by the way I have portrayed myself with such a lack of care for others in the "player" part of this, however I’m not taking it back as the point about love still stands)

6. You had a haircut and Number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
(Allie) well I can’t help it if I want to dye all my hair different shades of green (so it looks like tree leaves), we just have different tastes and I support individuality… this is something I actually want to do but haven’t found the nerve to do yet

7. Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
(Morgan) don’t stop, never give up, hold your head high and reach the top, when the world seems to get to tough, bring it all back to you (lyrics ©Sclub7)… basically what I’m saying is, there is someone out there for you, you just need to keep looking

8. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an e-mail.
(James) Aww that’s so cute… but I’m hardly on the internet any more so I might not see it for weeks (and then I’d be all omg she hates me and all that when I didn’t even notice the proclamation of love in the first place)

1. Could Number 1 and Number 6 be soul mates?
(Angela and Kathryn) I’m not sure, there would definitely be a conflict of interests there… but you know what they say, opposites attract… however since they’re both girls and aren’t into their own gender it wouldn’t be on an intimate level but a friendship one

2. Would Number 2 trust Number 5?
(Michael and Suzette) I would say definitely… when we were at Australian Venture (yes M was there too) every night there were different activities on. One night we went on this extreme spinning vortex ride and we left all our phones, wallets, etc. with one guy so they wouldn’t get wrecked (this was the same night as jelly wrestling)… anyway the point was that Michael completely forgot to pick up his phone, wallet and ipod and in the morning he didn’t even notice they weren’t in his possession till I gave them back to him… however our whole group had become extremely close as we had spent 5 days on a Tall Ship (ie. 17th century type with 3 masts and 13 sails) together

3. Number 3 wants to go shopping, will Number 7 come along?
(Heather and Allie) I don’t know how they would interact with each other, but I hope they’d get along really well, especially since they have both put up with me and can still stand being around the randomness I personify

4. Number 4 is bored and pokes Number 10. What happens after that?
(Madelaine and Steph) utter chaos… a poking war of epic proportions where statues will come alive and crush their opponents with stony fingers (and the plastic ones are burnt to death)

5. Number 5 and Number 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
(Suzette and Angela) they’re both still at school… I have no idea what they would pick since I haven’t really talked to them since we were in primary school… I know angela likes carpentry as we wanted to build a trebuchet together (and we’ve made one out of rope, the rubber inside bike tyres and round pieces of timber in scouts)

6. If Number 6 and Number 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
(Kathryn and Heather) something with lots of food dye added to make it look colourful

7. Number 7 and Number 8 apply for a job. What job?
(Allie and Morgan) drawing cartoons for a magazine

8. Number 9 gives Number 5 a haircut. Is that OK?
(James and Suzette) noooo! Don’t cut Suzie’s pretty hair, I love her highlights… it looks like orange flames have caught the ends of her hair and creeping up to enfulge the black

9. Number 8 sketches what Number 1's perfect boyfriend should look like.
(Morgan and Angela) it would be very awesome although he may have a high possibility of being Egyptian

10. Number 2 and Number 5 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
(Michael and Suzette) aww isn’t is cute when people blush *squeezes M and S’s cheeks* M went over to S’s house to ‘go out’ (ie. the situation given earlier in this questionnare) and M accidentally finds on of S’s thongs on the floor in her bedroom (?)… their conversation is happening outside the house as they walk to their date